You used to hear the phrase all the time “oh that’s a religious war” it would be Microsoft verses IBM or Tibco verses MQ. Or any other groups of bigots at loggerheads, each defending their turf for little other reason than that they could. In recent times the religious wars seemed to have subsided perhaps the term is now considered politically incorrect or perhaps the affairs of a dangerous world have made us pick our words more cautiously.
Anyway, what’s this all got to do with architecture you might ask? We’ll I contend and I know I’m not alone in this that the quality of architects is a real issue for the discipline. As I’ve said on many occasions every man and his dog has the title these days and most of them are not worth feeding. The religious wars which at least required the expenditure of energy and some intellectual effort have been replaced by organizations dominated by one trick ponies. These are architects often with fine technical pedigrees that have fallen for a golden hammer pattern. No prizes for guessing which pattern that is.
I’ll give you an example, recently looking at a client’s issue the obvious and most cost effective answer was to exploit their existing mainframe. However, the consultants had recommended a Unix solution. So, being the sort of architect that likes to know why I asked. The consultant’s indignant answer was “least risk”. Okay, I thought sounds good. Problem was it wasn’t true; least ways not from the client’s perspective, they had no Unix skills and a battery of mainframers. So, being the sort of architect that likes to know why I pressed the point. The by now, decidedly defensive consultant caved and admitted that the decision was made to reduce their risk; they had no mainframe skills. They were one trick ponies. They didn’t have an opinion they had an answer, but only one and it didn’t matter what the question was! And this was a VERY big consultancy, the sort of brand that you would expect more from, well at least an honest opinion.
Now while I look down on these people, because lets be blunt they are lying in an attempt to secure a project that they aren’t qualified for based on the hope that they can somehow pull it off. (A dazzling example of managing risk … upwards!) Why people do this I’ll never know it ALWAYS ends in tears. But I guess it keeps the cash flow going for a while. I can at least understand the consultant’s commercial predicament which should stand as a warning to all those that employ consultants. I guess the law of inverse competency should be applied when hiring consultants, even from VERY big consultancies.
What I find a little harder to understand is when the internal architects behave in willfully ignorant ways. At another client I encountered a newly appointed senior architect who gleefully informed me that he was mainframe ignorant, which was kind of interesting that he’d got the job as that platform was basically the business. So, being the sort of architect that likes to know why I asked if he intended to correct the obviously shortcoming? “Oh no that won’t be necessary, the mainframe will be replaced.” That all went well until he met the LU6.2 APPC application. Shortly there after, and several million dollars later both the architect and the mainframe were replaced one by a new architect and the other by a new mainframe. That’s beside the point.
And we wonder why executives won’t take architects seriously. Well its because far too few architects take architecture seriously. In many organizations architect is just another classification for a technologist. The consequences are technology based religious wars and an epidemic of one trick ponies running around with their golden hammers! Typically, this behavior is reinforced by architecture practices that clone their architects. They are all the same! I guess it cuts down on the religious wars when every one thinks the same, but it’s REALLY bad architecture. The wars have been replaced with equally evil and mindless theocracies. No wonder TOGAF is making such head way! Architecture is about what’s right NOT who’s right. A lot of architects need to grow up and take their responsibilities seriously.








